Mors dag
(Vet att jag postat den här förut men..)
Idag är det mors dag. De är dock inget vi tar på något särskilt allvar i familjen, min mamma är liksom på Öland med sina väninnor över den här helgen. De blir väl i sådana fall att svänga förbi farmor med pappa och fika där eller något, om ens det.
Något som de däremot blir att göra är att lyssna på den här låten non-stop hela dagen.
Oh damn..
-What is it, dawg?
I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
-Didn't get a gift for her?
Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so disappointed.
-Damn I forgot it, too.
This could have been avoided.
-What the hell are we gonna do?
My mom’s been so alone
Ever since my daddy left.
-COLD
-No one to hold her tight
-Life has put her to the test.
I know just what you mean,
My mom’s been so sad and gray
-Word
My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Hold up.
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
-I’m thinkin’ I think it, too
Slow up
What time is it, dawg?
-It’s time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
Fuck each others moms
I’ll push in that lady where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ on this lube and roses
-I got my digital camera, Imma make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised
-We are so cool and thoughtful
Can’t wait to pork your mom
-Imma be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Sho' Nuff
-My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up
Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggy style, yeahh
This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They'll have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
-Fuck each others moms
I’ll push in that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fucking each others moms
Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
-It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
And while you’re in my mother
Make me another brother
-JAM
And while I’m in your mother
I’ll never use a rubber
-OH!
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
Happy Mother’s Day!
-What is it, dawg?
I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
-Didn't get a gift for her?
Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so disappointed.
-Damn I forgot it, too.
This could have been avoided.
-What the hell are we gonna do?
My mom’s been so alone
Ever since my daddy left.
-COLD
-No one to hold her tight
-Life has put her to the test.
I know just what you mean,
My mom’s been so sad and gray
-Word
My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Hold up.
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
-I’m thinkin’ I think it, too
Slow up
What time is it, dawg?
-It’s time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
Fuck each others moms
I’ll push in that lady where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ on this lube and roses
-I got my digital camera, Imma make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised
-We are so cool and thoughtful
Can’t wait to pork your mom
-Imma be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Sho' Nuff
-My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up
Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggy style, yeahh
This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They'll have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
-Fuck each others moms
I’ll push in that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fucking each others moms
Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
-It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
And while you’re in my mother
Make me another brother
-JAM
And while I’m in your mother
I’ll never use a rubber
-OH!
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover
Happy Mother’s Day!
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